sometimes I feel sad that we don’t have emojis in real life but then I remember we have actual faces
when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate
he did it
good job baby
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker
when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy
hey dan u haven’t changed ur header in a while
Yawning snakes are literally the most adorable thing on this planet.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
do u have a pH above 7?
because ur basic
i did not study 3 hours for 4 notes.
are yall electrons? what’s with the negativity?