Played: 1108849 times

profoundbondwiththepizzaman:

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS


nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

Anonymous asked: its gotten to the point that whenever I see a dog on my feed I know it's you and think you just completed some serious life goals

ahahahahahahahaha this may be the best anon I have ever gotten you are 100% correct

07-31 / 14:59 / 2 notes

ihateyoutubers:

when you’re talking to someone and your friend tells you your face is red like bitch shut the hell up I know I’m blushing and there ain’t a damn thing I can do about it

octobra:

when you realize they weren’t waving to u 

image

ask-the-multishipper:

becauseimwolfit:

catbountry:

thefrogman:

Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes.

But when Mister Rogers said it…

image

That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.

Mister Rogers genuinely cared about everyone and that’s why he will forever be the best. All of my feels.

True fact: He was considered to be one of the hardest people to interview, because he would turn it around and ask questions about the interviewer with genuine interest. Asking about their children and spouses, their dreams of the future, etc.

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

amoying:

is this what waking up in heaven looks like