in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


perks of dating me: u will be the hot one


if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough




what do you call a container of bad jokes

pundora’s box

I remember this. That was stupid. I wish I thought of it.

i told her this joke the second i came up with it at school.
she doubted me.
*look at me now playing in the distance*

Anonymous asked: Grey, white, red :)

3 facts about my personality
- fairly witty
- not high social status but popular?
- hate admitting I’m wrong
2 facts about my favorite thing
1. It’s my dog
2. Cute

08-27 / 23:45
Anonymous asked: Red

5 facts about my best friend -
1. Allergic to like everything
2. People have mistaken us for sisters
3. She’s like a foot shorter than me
4. Literally the best person on earth I appreciate 10000/10
5. Swumming

08-27 / 23:42 / 2 notes

what do you call a container of bad jokes

08-27 / 19:36 / 118 notes



instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?


as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery