I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
jetpackphil asked: b a b e jk ur a nerd

i hat u

09-01 / 21:40


she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot


we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

    90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  •  *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*



This guy gets paid more than all of us



when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 





what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
jetpackphil asked: faerie & genie uwu

If you could do anything and get away with it, what would you do?
Stealing for sure
Maybe stealing like 45 puppies and giving them to loving people and watching how cute they are that’s always fun
Also ice cream
If you could make one wish that couldn’t be reversed, what would it be?
I’m pretty content right now
Maybe a fresh plate of cinnamon roles

09-01 / 10:14
Anonymous asked: HELL YEA


09-01 / 10:06