lameborghini:

ive been annoyed ever since i was born

do you know who’s cute? read the last word me

legalmexican:

I only accept anon hate in size 12 Times New Roman double spaced MLA format

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

im not even popular and I got nominated for homecoming court omg ??

10-01 / 18:42 / 7 notes

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

whyamisospooky:

you’re such a b**** (bagel)

stupidstagram:

U ever been so tired ur eyelids burn when u blink

  • Baby: M-m
  • Mom: Mama?
  • Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
  • me: where do you live?
  • vegan: I'm a vegan
stuckinthedaylight asked: congrats! are you excited you got nominated though?

thanks!! yeah I’m super excited bc I literally never expected this like ever
I never even thought about it till now
So it’s like
Ah
I’m not a huge loser

09-30 / 20:36 / 1 note

I’m slowly unlearning how to english